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Wouldn’t it be cool to have a house with a lot of lamps? I’ve always thought so! If you do too, then you will love the story I have to tell you!

Long ago, I had no lamps. Then I had one. I loved the lamp, but I felt it was lacking. I just wanted more and more. Then I got another lamp. It was a tall one. The lamp I had that I was telling you about before was a short one. So in my two-lamp period, I had a short lamp and a tall lamp.

Then Joe moved out. I still only had two lamps, but I had a fan too. (I don’t have the fan anymore - more about that later). Then Joe brought me a bunch of lamps! Now I have a lamp for every room. I only use two rooms, so most of the lamps are in a pile in the living room. I don’t really need a lamp in my bathroom, but I’m open to experimentation.

I don’t have the fan anymore - Joe took it away. That was the part where I was going to tell you about the fan.

If you love lamps, then you should come over to my house some time and view them. If you bring your own, we could have a lamp-party! We could be cool and call it a LamParty. LamParties could be a new craze to sweep the nation.

I hope you have found this lamp story en-light-ening and ill-uminating! I know I have. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever read such a great lamp story before. If there was a magazine about lamps, I would send in this story. I know it would be on the front cover of the next issue.