Why Germans are awesome and we are not

In Germany, they have autobahn, which is equivalent to the interstate of the US, but was built with a very different mentality for the drivers. Following reasons are why they are awesome and we are not:

  • Autobahn was built for high speed, certain (and most) of it does not have speed limit.
  • It is illegal to make offensive gestures.
  • It is illegal to drive a car that cannot go faster than 60 mph.
  • It is illegal to run out of gas on autobahn.
  • It is illegal to tailgate people (top cause for traffic accidents), fines starts at 800 marks.

12 Responses to “Why Germans are awesome and we are not”


  1. 1 Les May 10th, 2005 at 10:55 am

    Nice title

  2. 2 Leslie May 10th, 2005 at 10:55 am

    cookies

  3. 3 Eric May 10th, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    another reason germans are awesome and we are not: they love david hasselhoff.

  4. 4 Eric May 10th, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    except for me, barry, and a few others that are a part of the david hasselhoff fan club.

  5. 5 joe May 10th, 2005 at 7:02 pm

    DH rules. Forever. Hook On a Feeling is like the best music video. EVER.

  6. 6 joe May 10th, 2005 at 7:10 pm

    seriously dude, fix you blog!

  7. 7 Barry May 10th, 2005 at 7:11 pm

    Word.

  8. 8 joe May 10th, 2005 at 7:12 pm

    seriously dude, fix your firefox!

  9. 9 sullivat May 11th, 2005 at 11:58 am
  10. 10 Eric May 11th, 2005 at 3:54 pm

    use konq like sullivat

  11. 11 Leslie May 12th, 2005 at 11:02 am

    there will never be no poverty

  12. 12 Eric May 12th, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    yup, and fix that link. use http://

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